New virus report: "Devon Thomas Hutchinson" 
              and "Hannah Lynn Hutchinson"

Although new virus reports usually only cover a single instance orvariant, it is felt that these two new entities are sufficientlyclosely related to present a special case, and warrant this specialannouncement format with both variants being included in the document.

 Entry...............: "Devon Thomas Hutchinson"
                       "Hannah Lynn Hutchinson"
 Alias...............: Twin A, Bubble Boy, Monkey, Magic
                       Twin B, Banana Girl, Button, Shining
 Strain..............: Furneaux/Meeter/Slade/Hutchinson
   (see also the reports of the Furneaux/Meeter/Slade/Hoff strain, 
      http://victoria.tc.ca/techrev/ryanerik.ann and 
      http://victoria.tc.ca/techrev/trevoral.ann.)
 Detected when.......: 20010904 1415H
                       20010904 1416H
          where......: BC Womens Hospital, Vancouver, BC
 Classification......: Possibly a companion virus, possibly also a
                          dual infector
 Length of virus.....: 51 cm (3315 g)
                       52.5 cm (2520 g, go figure)
------------------------Preconditions---------------------------------
 Operating System(s).: All current and future, hopefully  :-)
 Version\Release.....: As above
 Computer models.....: As above
-------------------------Attributes-----------------------------------
 Easy identification.: The two variants are generally found together, 
                          and are almost identical except in size.  
                          Timing of operations is very rigorous.
 Infection Trigger...: Christmas.  Definitely Christmas.
 Media affected......: Book publishing schedules were not impacted, 
                          but became unimportant
 Interrupts hooked...: Everything all week
 Damage..............: Photo expenses may become excessive
 Damage trigger......: Reverse placement (in both variants)
 Particularities.....: It has been rumoured for some time that the
                          variants existed, and there were also strong
                          indications that two were under development.
                          Expert researchers had, at times, theorized
                          the possibility of extensive damage with one
                          variant or the other, but, in the event,
                          neither has yet presented a serious problem.
 Similarities........: Very similar, except for size
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 Countermeasures.....: None yet attempted.  Likely never will  :-)
-----------------------Acknowledgements-------------------------------
 Location............: V.I.R.U.S., Vancouver, BC, Canada
 Classification by...: all grandparentsÜj      ÜŒ Documentation by....: Grandpa
 Date................: 20011011