CYBERMOUSE JOKE SQUAD JOKEBOOK.... FINE YOUNG CANNIBALS
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thanks Andy

 Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just
can't seem to get a tender Missionary.

I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them,
I've tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender."

The second cannibal asks, "What kind of Missionary do you use?"

The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out in that place at the
bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks on with a rope around the
waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their
heads."

"Ah ha!" the second cannibal replies. "There's your problem; those are
friars!"

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