CYBERMOUSE JOKE SQUAD JOKEBOOK .... COURTROOM ANTICS 
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 In The Courtroom


Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they
aren't prepared for  the answer.........

 
In a trial, a southern small town prosecuting attorney
called his first  witness to the stand - a grandmotherly,
elderly woman. 
 
He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
 
She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've
known you since  you were a young boy, and frankly, you'v
been a big disappointment to me.   You lie, you cheat on
your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them  behind
their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't
the brains  to realize you never will amount to anything
more than a two-bit paper  pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he
pointed across the  room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know
the defense attorney?" She again  replied, "Why yes, I do.
I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's
lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build
a  normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is
one of the worst in  the entire state. Not to mention he
cheated on his wife with three different  women. Yes, I know
him, too."

The defense attorney almost died!
 
At this point, the judge brought the courtroom to silence,
called both  counselors to the bench, and in a very quiet
voice, said to them, "If either  of you bastards asks her if
she knows me, you will be jailed for contempt and  regret
the day that you were born!!!"


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