CYBERMOUSE JOKE SQUAD JOKEBOOK.... LITTLE JENNY AND JOHNNY
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School time.

thanks Budd..

Little Johnny watched the science teacher, as she put four worms
into four separate jars:

The first worm was put in a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put in a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put in a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put in a jar of soil.
After one day, these were the
results:

First worm in alcohol - dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
Third worm in sperm - dead.
Fourth worm in soil - alive;The science teacher asked the class,
"What can we learn from this experiment?"

Little Johnny was the first to raise his hand;He said, "As long as you
drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

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Thanks ebb

DON'T DISGRACE THE FAMILY

Young Jenny was going on a date. Her grandmother said, "Sit here and let
me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try and kiss you, you
are going to like that, but don't let him do it.  He is going to try to
feel your breast, you are going to like that, but don't let him do it. But
most importantly, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way
with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will
disgrace the family."

With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.

The next day she told grandma that her date went just as she had predicted.

"Grandma, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned
over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family..."

Grandma fainted.

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Thanks Budd & KS

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father He watched as his
father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the
horse's legs, rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"

His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure
that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.

Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy
Mom."

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