CYBERMOUSE JOKE SQUAD JOKEBOOK.... LEGAL MATTERS
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at the courthouse....

Judge: Did you see that shot that was fired?

Witness: I only heard it.

Judge: That is purehearsay and inadmissible as evidence.

As the witness left the stand and had his back turned to the judge, he
laughed out loud. At once the judge called him back and was about to hold
him in contempt of court.

Witness: Did you see me laugh?

Judge: No, but I heard you.

Witness: Isn't that the same kind of inadmissible evidence, Judge?

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at traffic court..

Guilty party: Your Honor, when I pulled into this parking place, I asked
the policeman standing nearby if it was alright to do so. He said okay.
But when I came back I found a ticket on my car.

Judge: Do you think that you would recognize this officer if you saw him
again?

Guilty party: Yes, I think I would.

Judge: Fine then, the next time you see him, tell him that he owes you
twenty bucks.

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